Feeling left out and resentful because no one invited you to the Google+ party? Well, put down that can of gasoline and those Google map directions* to the Google campus… I left the back door open for you.
*motions towards you*
Hurry though before some one sees.
GOOGLE+ INVITES ===V
https://plus.google.com/_/notifications/ngemlink?path=%2F%3Fgpinv%3Dqsk2FnmDVOs%3A4fHXyMSTXWI
*The directions were off by 3 miles anyway, as usual. You’d just set fire to a fish hatchery.**
**Ok, that’s actually where Google thinks I live, but you get the idea.
